Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

October 10, 2010 / Posted by:

This singer just isn’t selling the way she used to. Her lifestyle hasn’t changed, though, so she is forced to come up with other ways to meet the gap in income. As most gigs just don’t pay that well, she has turned to the world’s oldest profession. She still has a famous name, so she has no trouble getting her price. If you’re interested, be prepared to shell out $20k. No, she doesn’t do the GFE or PSE. Oh, and you must wear protection. So, sleazy but safe. (Blind Gossip)

CHARO!!! Now will somebody please give me $20,000 so that I can order the CCE (“Cuchi Cuchi Experience“). Oh, and the CCE consists of Charo double fisting the air in front of her chichis while shouting out “Cuchi Cuchi!!!” over and over again. Yes, a fully loaded Kia or the CCE experience? Easy choice.

Okay, my real guesses are: Toni Braxton or Courtney Love (just drop the “k” in 20k and this makes sense)?

This former just about A list television star from a massive hit show is now a struggling C lister. While doing some press for his latest project he met a woman, they had sex and he caught crabs. He tried to tell his wife they were bed bugs. (CDAN)

Yes, because bed bugs also look like they belong on a Red Lobster menu or in the cast of The Little Mermaid. I only know this because of Google Images, of course!

My guesses are: Don Johnson? Ted Danson? Tom Selleck? Kirk Cameron (please please please let it be him)? Paul Reiser? Eric McCormack?

This C+ list actor on a hit television show is cheating on his significant other with his television daughter. (CDAN)

Rob Estes & Shenae Grimes from 90210 (is that shit a hit?)? Or Ty Burrell and Sarah Hyland from Modern Family?

This one involves a Real Housewife. Kind of. Yeah, that is the big clue. Anyway, this Housewife is working feverishly to try and steal away the girlfriend of Kim Z from RHATL. Apparently our unnamed Housewife thinks it will be great publicity and she does not mind being portrayed as a bisexual if she can make a few bucks off it. Oh, and it is no one in Atlanta or Orange County. (CDAN)

Danielle “Prostitution Whore-ah” Staub, formerly one of Real Housewives of New Jersey? Kim better secure her wig tight, put on all her fightin’ joo ree and handle this.

Tags:
SHARE
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >