No, this is not a promo picture for a bootleg version of Bodies…The Exhibition held at the Pensacola Interstate Fair. This is a picture 22-year-old Aaron Carter posted on his Twitter to show all of his followers that he’s now as ripped as a bodybuilding toddler on Muscle Milk brand meth. THE FUCK… is right.
If Aaron has bulgy veins straight out of Ren & Stimpy on his body imagine the swole vein action on his peen?! Do they make vag guards, because any chick that rides on Aaron is going to need one if she doesn’t want to suffer a damn snatch fracture. The same goes for your mouth, because the last thing you want to be telling people is that you cracked your toof while sucking on Aaron Carter’s capillary cock. Dick vein so hard that it will give a bitch Jack-O-Lantern mouth.
That being said, call my dentist and tell him to set aside a new Chiclet for me, because I’d hit it. Well, you know I’ve got a thing for turkey jerky and meth abs.