Whatever You Do, Do Not Look At Astro’s Moms

October 9, 2010 / Posted by:

I know that Astro’s moms’ Forever 21 jeans makes her ass look like a delicious double strawberry dome cake, but keep your glares to yourself or else! Better yet, Astro has a few moms (I think) so don’t look at ANY moms. You don’t want to tussle with the anti-MILF crusader!. Besides, you shouldn’t be looking at anything since you should be whippin’ your hair back and forth like that other child says.

Yes, welcome to the future where grown ass bitches take instructions from child pop and rap stars. This is how it’s going to be.

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