Hot Slut Of The Day!
Gloria Sher, a rich old lady from the Upper East Side who has sadly learned the IMMORAL INJUSTICE that sometimes “memaws are the one.”
Gloria and her husband Frederick (who has luscious furry antennas for brows) dropped thousands upon thousands of dollars for a luxurious cruise around the ocean or some shit and they were forced to sashay off the plank after some anti-Semitic assbag threw hate at them. This is Gloria’s version of the story anyways and I believe her because her eyebrows tell me that she’s been through some real shit!
Gloria says they were all at dinner when the alleged Mel Gibsonite complained that there were too many Jews on the ship. This is the wrong thing to say in front of anyone especially an older Jewish lady who has the mouth of a Dlisted commenter. Being the fine lady that she is, Gloria politely told the moron to shove his sad excuse for a dick up his feces hole (in so many words). He complained to the commodore who found Gloria and her husband GUILTY without a trial. They were imprisoned in their own room before getting kicked off the ship without a refund!
Click here to see the video of Gloria’s story.
Gloria is the real winner here, because not only will she always have beauty and grace, but she also got to spit in some cuntbag’s Filet Mignon by telling him to fuck himself. The truth is (don’t tell Gloria), they were all kind of fucking themselves by paying $20,000 for a ride on a boat!
(For Catherine)