A couple of months ago, 55-year-old Kelsey Grammer and his 29-year-old girlfriend Kayte Walsh announced that she was pregnant with his fifth child. This came just a few weeks after the crystal incontinent flower known as Camille Grammer filed for divorce. In a statement to People, Kelsey and Kayte say that she had a miscarriage six weeks ago.
“We lost our unborn child about six weeks ago. We would like to thank all of those who expressed kindness and concern but we needed a little time to heal, time to find some solace before we publicly acknowledged our loss.”
This sad news requires a temporary pick-me-up, so open your eyes wide and gargle with some Maru:
Actually, watching a 15lb pussy trying to stuff himself into a 5lb box might have made things worse. I’m sorry.