Afternoon Crumbs
Behold the terrifyingly hilarious poster for Tina Fey’s new book. You know what they say: The bigger the hands, the bigger the nightmares…. – The Awl
In “this is random” news, Squinty Zellweger and Alyssa Milano are friends – Lainey Gossip
Khloe Kardashian dove across the floor at a club in NYC last night. In possibly related news, every subway car in Manhattan derailed and crashed into the wall last night. – The Superficial
Every time I see Kelly Brook’s name, I get excited thinking it’s a post about Kelly LeBrock (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Eva Mendes looks slightly different in the face – Hollywood Tuna
Somebody gently take the rotary phone out of memaw’s hand and slowly lead her to the sun porch so she can go back to sipping on sweet tea – NYC Barstool Sports
THE SHOW OF THE CENTURY IS UPON US – Celebitchy
Amanda Seyfried’s dog takes her for a walk – Popoholic
The power of Mah Boo takes down the trailer for Vince Vaughn’s new movie – Towleroad
Sister Act is coming to Broadway – OMG Blog
Boris Kodjoe, just because – The Berry
The chosen twin chipmunks surface in Budapest – Popsugar
A couple that Flowbees their hair together, stays together – Just Jared
Wino Sober Watch, Day 3: She’s wearing panties and they look clean!!!!!! – Celebslam
Russell Brand is off the hook – ICYDK
Kelly Osbourne is de-inking herself – Moe Jackson
Lady pimps have got to stick together – I’m Not Obsessed
Movie Tony Blair is hittin’ this – Cityrag
Caprice’s FACE!!! – Holy Moly!
Giant rag giving head to a giant rat – SOW
Another contender for the Iggy Pop biopic? – Hollywood Rag