Yes, I know you’d rather see the fuck parts of Bret Michaels, or Brett Ratner or even Brett Butler, but genitals are genitals! We have to take what we can get and we have to like it! Bare dick doesn’t land on this page every day (or does it?), so we have to cherish it when it does.
Over at Deadspin, they have an interesting video that tells the story of how sometimes retired NFL quarterback Brett Favre tried to get into the chonies of Jenn Sterge, the “Gameday Host” for the New York Jets. When very married Brett was with the Jets he noticed Jenn one day and just allegedly had to get a piece of her. According to Deadspin, Brett started to woo Jenn on MySpace and eventually started to leave voicemails on her phone. After Jenn turned down Brett’s offer to tackle her nekkid, he stepped it up by pulling his dick out. All the great romances of our time were ignited by peen pics, so you can’t blame Brett for trying.
After the jump is a couple NSFW pictures of what Brett is working with. Deadspin has more pictures and the voicemails. Brett’s face isn’t in any of the pictures, so this really could be anybody’s peen. Because of this, I will refrain from making any “his dick must’ve retired too” jokes. JUMP!