Afternoon Crumbs
Johnny Depp makes dreams come true by visiting a school in London as Jack Sparrow. Something tells me that Johnny is about to get a million more letters from 9-year-old English school girls (aka grown ass fangladies trying to trick his ass) – TDW
In the time it takes you to read this post on Jessica Simpson farting and barfing, she will probably fart a dozen times and barf at least once – Lainey Gossip
Paris Hilton just loves taking care of her boyfriend’s daughter. I hope that poor child likes spending hours in the closet surrounded by hungry little dogs – The Superficial
Bar Refaeli in some lingerie photo shoot (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Pour one out for the Persian kitty stuffed toy who gave its hide up so RiRi could have something fluffy to carry around – Hollywood Tuna
Why is Rachel Bilson taking a picture in your old high school choir room? – Popoholic
The Regal Beagle’s wallpaper got a second life as Hilary Swank’s dress – The Berry
Forbes forgot about Chantal Biya and Rojo Caliente – Towleroad
Tommy Girl’s right titty looks sad – Popsugar
So I guess Kate Bosworth is still licking on ASkars’ sweet lingonberries – Just Jared
Don’t fall asleep on the subway. Not because you might crack your brains, but because someone will record you doing it – NYC Barstool Sports
Somebody give Hoda Kotb the Q-tip! It’s just Beyonce. It’s not like it’s Basement Baby. – OMG Blog
Juliette Lewis almost met Xenu last night! No, but she was on the bad side of a hit-and-run – ICYDK
Shredding kids – Cityrag
The perfect ad for Quick Trim – Hollywood Rag
The Lost cast will reunite at the Spike TV Awards – I’m Not Obsessed
Billie Piper looking a little Paulina Rubio-ish – Holy Moly!