Open Post: Hosted By Super Glue Eye Drops

October 6, 2010 / Posted by:

Irmgard Holm of Phoenix, Arizona almost gave herself a permanent wink when she accidentally filled her eye with super glue instead of the prescription eye drops she takes for her cataract surgery.

Note to self: Do not keep your spray lube and a can of Easy Off in the same place.

Note to Irmgard: Thank you for your “I was almost turned into a pirate captain” story, because now I know what brand of super glue to use since the bootleg shit I use always dries up at the tip. Cutting that mess off with a pair of scissors is a real inconvenience.

Source: internet today via Buzzfeed

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