Do you shower in the dark, change clothes underneath your bed sheets and have avoided going to the doctor to get that boil/wart mutant thing in your ass crack checked because you don’t want to get naked in front of anyone? Well, turn on the lights and flash a trick, because MiserAlba’s body is way more disgusting than yours and she absolutely loves every inch of it.
MiserAlba tells GQ UK that all those straight dudes who milk their peen to her pictures must be into bestiality and shit, because this hot bitch below is on her beauty level (no offense to the hot bitch):
This is what Hollywood’s town hag told GQ:
MiserAlba on how she’s considered a symbol of sexy: “I don’t get it. Every actress out there is more beautiful than me.”
MiserAlba on her post-baby body: “Way more comfortable, since I had a baby. I’m far less self-conscious now I have her to worry about. There’s something so amazing about having a child. My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger, but I love it.”
You know, I think I’m more offended by the fact that she considers herself an actress.
Here’s the video of the future Oscar winner for Ugliest Non-Actress posing with her “saggy breasts” out for GQ.
If the man in your life is always in heat and driving you crazy by always slapping you in the leg with his lipstick, then show him this video. It’s the antidote to horniness.