Since today is obviously Celebrities Saying Stuff To Magazines Day, here’s yet another one to add to the top of the pile! The ginger chichis goddess Christina Hendricks had a conversation with Harpers Bazaar about how she can’t step outside of her house without somebody trying to warm their nose in her titty alley and about how she’s sort of responsible for the GINGER MOVEMENT (Phoebe Price better get her team of lawyers on this)!
Christina says that ever since she warmed the genitals of the world with her locks of fire on Mad Men, everybody has been hitting on her. EVERYBODY! Dudes who usually only motorboat if a b-hole is involved? Yup, they hit on her. Chicks who have been chasing dicks since they came out of the womb (copyright: Kim Zolciak)? Yup, they hit on her too. Christina explained, “Women hit on me. My husband thinks it’s so odd that so many women hit on me. Gay men too. They say to me, ‘Well, I’m not straight, but if I was…’ I think it’s so flattering.”
Some people! If I ever came across Christina in the outside world, I wouldn’t try to hump or lick her cheek or anything. No, I’d just ask her if I could put my ear to her magnificent chichis so I can hear the angels yodel on the highest mountain peak in heaven. That’s all.
Anyways, here’s a couple more quotes from the interview:
When Mad Men first aired, a woman came up to her in a restaurant to shower her with praise for being a role model: “‘Excuse me, I just want to tell you that I watch your show, and you make me feel better about myself. I am a curvy woman, and you’ve made me feel sexy and beautiful.’ I got teary eyed. I remember Geoffrey saying, ‘That’s what you’re doing for people. That’s amazing.’ And I said, ‘I’m just trying to be a good actress and trying to tell a story, but if this is the sidebar, all this positivity, then that is awesome.‘”
During her modeling days, Christina says she showed Karen Elson the power of the ginge: “Oh, I have a story for you. I was in Milan, and you would see the same girls at castings. There was one girl—she was like, ‘I can’t get any work. I’m so sick of this, I’m ready to quit. I love your hair color. What do you color your hair with?’ and I was like, ‘Oh, it’s red. Here’s my formula.’ It was Karen Elson. A couple of weeks later, she had bright-red hair. Sorry, Karen, but you did ask about my hair color. Then I saw her on the cover of Italian Vogue, and the rest is history! Karen is amazing. I’m such an admirer of hers.”
But more importantly, why is she eating that diamond in the picture above? Nasty ass fuck! Dip that shit in butter batter and deep fry it first. I’m sure Paula Deen has a recipe.