EV-NO-NO!

October 6, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Rachael Ray is more of a Bob Hoskins than a Jessica Rabbit, but somebody lied in her ear because here she is wearing a fire sale wig made from Big Brother Rachel’s weave scraps for the Halloween episode of her show. That grown man in Roger Rabbit ears who looks like he’s about to lead us into the back of the garage to a play a not right game of “Hide the Carrot” is Rachael’s husband.

Rachael most likely chose to pour herself into sequins because SOOOO many people have told her that she sounds just like Kathleen Turner. You know she thinks that. Kathleen Turner has a raspy voice that could exfoliate a peen and moisturize it afterwards, while Rachael has a Miley Cyrus-approved growl that could castrate a peen and pour saw dust on it afterwards. Big difference.

Tags: Rachael Ray, Shit You Find At The Dollar Store, We Can All Go Home Now, Why Are You Doing This To Us?

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