When I grow older and eventual turn into a 69-year-old Spanish woman with a high ponytail and one good cuchi cuchi shakin’ dress (it’s inevitable), I want to thrust and bust my shit just the way Charo did on The Wendy Williams Show yesterday. Charo is sixty-damn-nine years old and she’s still running around like a horny orangutan who desperately needs a scratch!
While weak young pop stars are postponing their shows due to “exhaustion” and “broken limbs”, Charo is out there stealing their men and lip-synching for everybody’s life! Okay, the truth is Helen Keller could probably lip-synch better than Charo, but that doesn’t matter when you’ve got moves that could give a corpse a boner.
Now we know what the key ingredient in Spanish Fly is. It’s the wind Charo makes when she pops that coochie!