Afternoon Crumbs
“Since you’re very familiar with genital warts, can you take a look at this real quick….” – Kanye to Kim – The Superficial
Puritan virgin Reese Witherspoon and drunk whore Chelsea Handler are going to play best friends in some movie – Lainey Gossip
Mah Boo and Ellen Degeneres join forces to stop bullying – Towleroad
Hollywood’s Self-proclaimed fugling still buys CDs – Popoholic
Elizabeth Hurley’s titty balls might be feeling a bit claustrophobic – Hollywood Tuna
Miranda Kerr is just letting the gas out (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
GAYSCANDALO (not really): The secret second life of Neil Patrick Harris’ partner – Celebitchy
Mah Boo and I getting a drink together – OMG Blog
If you want your day ruined, take a hard look at Amy Fisher’s buttafuoco – Egotastic!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww – The Berry
Posh doesn’t mind that Becks has a voice like a pre-pubescent Mickey Mouse – Popsugar
The new (bong) apple of Charlize Theron’s eye – Just Jared
Get acquainted with Kate Winslet’s nipples if you haven’t already – Cityrag
Emma Stone cast in that new Spider-Man shit, but not as MJ = I’m Not Obsessed
Gis Bundchen is like: “I’m not talking to you if you’re going to cover up the Bieber on your head” – ICYDK
Brendan Fraser looking like a supreme court justice – SOW
NeNe needs to come correct, honey – Crunk + Disorderly
Stunt queen extraordinaire Kanye West in Paris with Selita Banks – Hollywood Rag
Guy Sebastian presents a Freudian slip – TDW