The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 4th!

October 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Rules for feeding Gary Busey:
1. Avoid populated areas.
2. Always wear full body protection.
3. Never attempt to catch the crumbs with your bare hands.
4. Do not, under any circumstances, get within ten feet of his teeth. – GingeMinge

Runners-up:

Kirstie, don’t worry, it’s a PiƱata filled with candy, it’s NOT an actual vegetable – lifeislikecake

When Matthew Broderick surprised SJP by proposing with 340 karats, she was presently surprised. – Provolone

Ice-T spared no expense when it came to ordering and delivering Coco’s new butt plug. – Athina

via Cracked

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