So, This Happened

October 5, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

50 Cent took a quick break from trying to wrassle up Twitter twat with his gentle words of romance (example: “I’m feeling down now. If u bitches on twitter really love me send me a sexy pictures take it with ur phone right quick”) and telling dudes to eat a bullet if they don’t eat pussy to get a little closer to Chelsea Handler at the Blue Nile jazz bar in New Orleans the other night. Vivica Fox’s hairline just jumped back a few steps like a baptist preacher trying to rebuke the evil spirit.

A witness-type tells TMZ that 50 Pennies and Chelsea “were getting hot and heavy” with each other throughout the night. You know, I think my eyeballs just jumped back like a baptist preacher thinking about the face Chelsea made when Two Quarters poured Svedka on her pikachu before gobbling on that shit like a starved bull dog nibbling a paper plate covered in pork gravy. I rebuke thee!

But you know, this picture doesn’t prove shit. The only thing it proves is that in a dark New Orleans club, 50 Cent sort of looks Simpsonized.

Tags: 50 Cent, Chelsea Handler, The Mind Is Boggled

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