Excuse James Franco’s Beauty

October 5, 2010 / Posted by:

If early 80s Linda Dano transplanted a Robert Palmer girl’s face over hers and then dipped her whole head into Xtina’s dirty make-up water, she would look exactly like James Franco on the cover of trans magazine CANDY (and you know you want it). Grab a crystal ashtray, because the lady needs to flick!

This trans masterpiece is a million coats of fabulous. This cover smells like Vanderbilt perfume, Madeleine Mono pressed powder, pink champagne and lash glue. I want to take this cover to dinner AND a floor show in a white limo.

via ONTD

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