Looking Good, Susan Powter, Looking Good

October 4, 2010 / Posted by:

When I was a freshmen in high school, I dyed my hair the color of a rusty penny and shaved everything except for a patch of curls in the front. My head looked like one of the title roles in 2 Girls, 1 Cup (hint: neither of the 2 girls). My mom took one look at it, immediately inhaled the first reaction that was sitting on her tongue and finally said, “If that’s what you want to do.

So that’s what I’m going to say to these pictures of Jared Leto walking around in SoHo yesterday looking like a Tokio Hotel roadie who found out the hard way that porcupines don’t make good pillows. And he’s doing it!

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48 responses to “Looking Good, Susan Powter, Looking Good”

  1. mike says:

    My eskimo brother tries so hard…. šŸ™

  2. TheBreakdown says:

    This bitch can get away with this sartorial fuckery because he’s barely three apples high and has yet to experience a wrinkle like most mortals.

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  3. DeeDee says:

    He needs to eat a sandwich.

  4. parkerj says:

    Dude is such an attention whore. Dude you’re a guy, you don’t have to try to make it into the magazines every single week.

    “Bye, Whore” -MK

  5. M.E. says:

    *dry humps monitor*

  6. slowlygoindown says:

    Why does this guy consistently opt for the homely look! Do you think he got flack for the pretty boy long hair phase & now he’s all I’ll show YOU I can be hideous! I double dare you to show us you can be attractive again, Jared. Re-flip that script, homie!!

  7. caprica six says:

    He’s too skinny now. First the hair and now he’s fking around w/ his body mass. This is exactly how a fkedup Monday would end. Thanks MK.

    *swigs straight from p.noir bottle*

    “Menage a NO! NO! NO!” -MK 09.29.2010

  8. rotten_egg says:

    He’s not even 40 yet and he’s already suffering with mid-life crisis. Give it up, man, you’re not getting any younger.

    -“I am not about to deal with unstable people” – HEART ANGELINA.

  9. BootsieBug says:

    bwashahahaa at MK.
    Run the cursor over the pic…

  10. Evil_Cupcake says:

    Can he get any douchier?

  11. M.E. says:

    The way he dressing has something to do with the image he’s keeping up for his band. DUH!!

    *puts pants back on*

  12. NovaNightly says:

    He is so fugly….and that’s a dress only Lenny could pull off with his hooker heels!

    Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

  13. NOT IMPRESSED says:

    This ageless dbag wonder isn’t going to change anytime soon. I have a feeling the older he gets, the more attention whore-y his wardrobe will be.
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  14. Kerfuffles says:

    Such a douche.

  15. Whatever says:

    Is he channeling his inner Sam-Ro?

  16. oceanlover998 says:

    ‘Looking Good, Susan Powter, Looking Good ‘

    BAHAHAHA…Susan Powter…whatever happened to her? did she get fat again and decide ‘WTF I’m rich now i can eat whatever I want’….?


  17. Madam Pince says:

    He actually seemed like a sane human being when I saw him Chelsea Lately a week or so ago.


    “When I look at these pictures, I don’t hear music, I hear the creaky sound of the Four Horsemen’s stable door slowly opening …”

  18. Miss Thang says:

    I love Jared just the way he is. Wardrobe fuckery and all.

    I like living this way. I like loving this way.

  19. TyInTenn says:

    I would “so” love him for a long, long time!

  20. lora says:

    Jared Leto gives me the biggest vag boner EVER :]
    thanks mk!

  21. urmomma says:

    He looks like a girl I befriended in school because no one else would. She actually turned out to be sweet. She is now a motorcycle mechanic…too bad Jared is not that cool.

    **I ALT 12 you!**
    Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 – 9:05pm.

  22. WhiskeyTango says:

    “Hi, J.C. Chasez circa 1999!”


    “Leavin’, on a southern train
    Only yesterday, you lied
    Promises of what I seemed to be
    Only watch the time go by
    All of these things you said to me”

  23. Daniee says:

    Is he still doing that cumin tea “cleanse”? Fuck, he’s skinny.

  24. DianaDeath says:

    Oh no! My parts just tingled!

    I hate long-ass signatures.

  25. Cara says:

    It’s amusing that he’s actually making use of the pockets in his skirt/pants/apron thing.

  26. Pearl_Necklace says:

    Ah…where’s that manly-man whore troll Lovethejared to gaze upon the manliness of her namesake? I miss her soooo much.

    eta: Jared Leto needs to hook-up with Mel Gibson in the jacuzzi; he looks like he knows how to blow a man while power-bottoming like a champ.

    Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. – Alex Steff

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