Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 4, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Thousands of cocktail hostesses, Waffle House waitresses, pussy peddlers and porn stars have seen this a dozen times before: Tiger Woods’ white load flying directly towards your face. But a Daily Mail photographer also got this view at the Ryder Cup Challenge on Saturday morning. But screw Tiger, screw his ball and screw every other ho in this picture. The true star in this picture is the awesome turban cigar dude on the right who is having a chill party for one!

That might be Mario in disguise hiding from King Koopa. Hold your breath and let’s go in for a closer look:

Even the dude’s triple layer moustache is at another level. It’s shitting all over Tom Selleck’s flaccid stache. Wait, or maybe (Not Safe for Morning Eyes) Vadge’s vintage sascrotch finally found a new and better home?

And of course, Reddit had to go and do this:

YES! From now on, every face is this dude’s face.

via Daily Mail (Thanks to all who sent this masterpiece in)

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