Even Baby Mason Is Wondering What The Hell Happened To Kim’s Face
That side-eye Baby Mason is throwing is attached to a thought bubble that reads: “Why does the theme song to Alf play in my head every time I look at your nanunanuface?” But you know, the fact that Kim Kardassian’s fucked up face looks like it’s sponsored by the UFO Museum of Roswell is a good thing for Baby Mason’s fate.
When Michelle Duggar’s uterus finally escapes from her body’s clutches and mutates into a rage-filled indestructible monster whose one goal is to destroy humanity (yup, this is how it’s going to end), the aliens will arrive in their space ships to carry us off to a safer planet. Since Hollywood has taught us to fear all aliens, everybody will run away from them. But Baby Mason will crawl towards their asses screaming “Auntie! Auntie!” SAVED thanks to Kim’s scary ass face.
Anyways, here’s Kim, Kourtney and the government cheese version of Patrick Bateman arriving in NYC last night to film the next season of Krapping on the Kardashians.
