A Birfday Party Fit For A “Hot Babe Of The Year”!

October 4, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

The International House of Freckled Cutlets (which doubles as an unlicensed John Robert Powers studio on the weekends) was filled members of the royal family (see thumbnail #12) and world class celebrities (see Lorielle New in thumbnail #11) for Phoebe Price’s 32nd birthday celebrations yesterday afternoon. Yes, this is why there was a giant “CLOSED” sign on the church doors yesterday, because God wanted to keep all of his attention on this blessed event. Do you blame him?

While most international supermodels and Hollywood icons throw stupid birthday parties at some stupid Las Vegas club with stupid sponsors only stupid people care about, Chicken Cutlets successfully reached to the highest levels of glamour with her party. You can’t go wrong with Costco’s bakery department as a sponsor and a guest list that reads like a who’s who of a Montessori preschool. And I’m sure PP’s gift bags had a candy whistle AND a full sized Snickers in them.

Party planners better ask for a boost, because the bar has been raised!

Tags: Alien Voodoo, Glamour, Phoebe Price, This Belongs In A Museum

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