OctoSana Is Getting That Money

October 1, 2010 / Posted by:

The glum cunt just got a little more glum, because a judge has ordered that he must empty out his swastika-shaped wallet and pay the thorn in his dick hole an extra $15,000 a month in child support for their baby Lucia. TMZ says that Oksana Grigorieva was hitting the battle field to get $60k a month from Mad Mel, but the judge in the case gave her $20k a month instead.

Oy well, I guess Baby Lucia will have to get used to regular diaper cream instead of imported stuff made from the anal tissues of a rare Kenyan pink hippo. And those custom-made ear plugs she uses when Mad Mel flies into another rage because NetFlix accidentally sent him Schlinder’s List again will have to be traded in for regular ole’ cotton balls. I know. How is Baby Lucia going to survive? Mad Mel really is a new brand of cruel.

And when Mad Mel asked if he could get his receipt every month in blow job form, every lawyer in the room shook their head no. Poor Mel. Stay glum, gum cunt.

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