Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

October 1, 2010 / Posted by:

She’s got a new gig. And a new face to go along with it. Well, technically, it’s not a new face. The plastic surgeon used pics of her from 10 years ago to put everything back where it once was. So unlike those who walk into a plastic surgeon’s office and say “I want to look like [insert celebrity name here]!”, she just wanted to look like her old self. It took two+ surgical procedures over the past 12 months (plus Botox and fillers), but everything is now done, and she actually looks great. A big bonus is that she can form some appropriate facial expressions when she’s critical or unhappy. One minor glitch, however, is that she may be getting bunny lines when she smiles. (Blind Gossip)

Unless Courtney Love’s new gig is posing outside of fashion shows with a cig, then this isn’t her. Maybe Jenny McCarthy or JLo? I’ll go with JLo since it’s pretty damn obvious that Jenny McCarthy has melted down an entire collection of Tupperware and injected it into her face.

And bunny lines sound kind of adorable, but they aren’t, right?

This A++ list movie actor from one of the top five grossing movies of all time was on the house phone in a hotel lobby when he was spotted by a fan. The fan waited patiently until the actor was done with a call and as the two crossed paths, the fan asked for a picture. The actor did not even acknowledge the presence of the fan and just walked right by. (CDAN)

Leonardo DiCaprio! But that fan needs to eat their fingers, because he’s probably still mourning the loss of screen icon Gloria Stuart (aka Old Rose).

This foreign born star who made it big in a movie last year was contemplating a move to Los Angeles to be closer to more roles and opportunities. When she put down the cash on some real estate in a posh Beverly Hills neighborhood, this C list Actress (who really hasn’t done anything but cameos lately) gave her a phone call that went something like this, “We’re sooo glad to hear you’re moving here… but I should probably warn you that you’ll be the only person in the neighborhood who isn’t white, except for the help of course. You might be more comfortable somewhere else.” (BuzzFoto)

Freida Pinto’s big movie was in 2008, so I’m not really sure this is about her. As for the Cunt-list actress, I’m going to guess Parasite Hilton even though it really doesn’t fit. I’ll still add it to the bottom of my “Wonky is the Antichrist” list.

The Black Panthers have been very busy lately. They’ve been holding not-so-secret meetings with Farrakahn and Ahmadinejad in New York, spewing their disgusting hate speech about “Fox Jews”, and calling for the mass killing of white babies. Well, guess who used to be a card-carrying member of the Black Panthers? A certain very popular television personality. Oh, yes! Don’t expect confirmation anytime soon, though. We think this is another one of those facts that will somehow be left out of their autobiography. (Blind Gossip)

Rolonda?! But I’m only going to guess her, because I really need a Roloando autobiography in my collection (right next to my Kerry Katona autobiography).

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