Afternoon Crumbs

Oh, Miley Cyrus is just going to the club wearing some lot lizard’s favorite “Dancin’ to Skynrd” shorts – Lainey Gossip

Cokeys gotta stick together – The Superficial

Purse snatch fail – NYC Barstool Sports

Hilary Duff and her porcelain Chiclets look good here (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

50 Cent doesn’t hate people who “choose” a “lifestyle” – Towleroad

Now Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes are free to unite their true and pristine love in marriage – Celebitchy

This is what Sleepy’s commercials look like up in heaven – Hollywood Tuna

If Lady CaCa did a shoe line for Payless – The Berry

Why is Cleo from Set It Off in rehab with Lindsay Lohan? – Egotastic!

The words “hot” and “Katherine Heigl” should never be in the same sentence. It’s like a blog law. – Popoholic

The Christmas song from Mimi that your ears with be violated with every time you step into any kind of store this December – Just Jared

James Franco and Aaron Tveit making out in bed. Good. Night. – OMG Blog

Blurry Tom Hardy nipples! – ICYDK

JLo, who would end up on the bloopers side of the American Idol auditions if she tried out, wants to put the contestants “through the wringer” – I’m Not Obsessed

Alicia Keys’ pregnant ass is still trying to make head chains happen – Popsugar

Eminem’s night at the Roxbury – Cityrag

Tommy Cooze temporarily trades his beard in for a stache – Hollywood Rag

Teri Snatcher is still doing this… – Holy Moly!