Now For Some Good News
Ever since Phil Donahue went off the air, daytime television has been aching for a sexy something with hair made out of the rainbow blessed tears of a unicorn virgin princess. And Anderson Cooper is going to fill that void. Not-so-fun-fact: “Anderson Cooper is going to fill that void” is embroidered into the ass of all my chonies. We’re all friends here whether you like it or not. You had to know.
The Livefeed reports that Mah Boo is in serious serious SERIOUS serious talks with Warner Bros. about bringing his signature giggle to daytime television five days a week. That means we (and by “we” I mean mean me) will get it good from Mah Boo during the day and at night. Because apparently, Mah Boo will stay on CNN where he has an exclusive contract. Warner Bros. and CNN are trying to work that minuscule detail out. If everything goes according to plan, Mah Boo’s show will debut on a major network next fall.
The show will be a mix of serious news stories and pop culture shit. It will also feature a daily cameo by a crazed and foaming at the mouth gay who will storm the set in a bridal tuxedo
I first knew Mah Boo when he hosted a low-budget news show that played during junior high school home room and here he is becoming the new Oprah. Let’s all toast to Mah Boo’s new show, which I hope will be called AfterCOOP Delight. Or Give It To Me In The Cooper. Yeah, let’s go with the latter.
UPDATE: It’s happening!