I didn’t get to watch “The Kiss” episode of Modern Family last night, because I had to watch She’s Got The Look, America’s Next Top Model, Survivor, Top Chef: Just Desserts and Ma’s Roadhouse instead. Before you ask yourself how my brain cells can function after eating all of that crap-covered crap, ask yourself if I had any brain cells to begin with. Good point, I know.
So after months of Modern Family fans complaining about Cam and Mitch staying away from each other’s lips all last season, the two finally shared a small kiss at the end of last night’s episode. Queerty says that the kiss came after we find out that Mitch isn’t really comfortable with PDA, because his father didn’t show him any affection as a kid. When Cam and Mitch did kiss at a PDA intervention staged by Gloria, the moment was so short and kind of easy to miss. That was probably the producers way of saying “two dudes kissing isn’t a big deal” or “PDA doesn’t always mean sticking your tongue down each other’s throat.” Or maybe that’s all ABC would allow. Who knows!
The one thing that did bother me about the clips that I watched was when Cam says that gays don’t high-five. SINCE WHEN?! I’ll have the writers know that I high-five myself after sex whenever the condom comes out clean. No poop noodles today. Thankyouveryfuckingmuch!
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