Afternoon Crumbs

The glorious mess that is Paz de la Huerta flashes her chocha bush in Purple – Celebslam

Heidi Klum quit Victoria’s Secret, which means they’re going to need another Angel, which means it’s finally Phoebe Price’s chance! – The Superficial

The sound of hip-hop crying – Lainey Gossip

I don’t really like Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene together. Mostly because he seems to lose his “kill those hos” strut when he’s with her ass (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Rachel Bilson is absolutely…shinyfaced – Hollywood Tuna

50 Cent has incredible timing – Towleroad

Emma Stone in Nylon – The Berry

Yup, Miranda Kerr’s got a baby in there – Popoholic

Basement Baby brings the Baduizm to her head – Necole Bitchie

The closest you will get to a Seal and Heidi Klum porn – Celebitchy

What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Katherine Hagel wearing? – Just Jared

Kelly Rowland in her panties for Complex – Egotastic!

Since when did a tutu become a nipple hider? – Popsugar

Where Beyonce’s weaves go to die – ICYDK

Tony Curtis loved flowers and pussy – Cityrag

See, this is what happens when you let Papa Joe pick your next leased piece – I’m Not Obsessed

Tony Dovolani and Maksim Chewmoskyorwhatever, I still would – SOW