On this cover of The Globe, Prince Charles does look like he would love nothing more than a few stray nutsack hairs between his teefs, but he’s not the gay British prince! (You know what’s coming…) Prince Hot Ginge is and there’s nothing you or my state-appointed therapist can say to change my mind. I mean, Prince Hot Ginge got dumped by that Chelsy hag again! Only gay princes get dumped by the same girl that many times. It’s fact!
Okay, maybe Prince Hot Ginge doesn’t list man ass as his meal of choice, but The Globe still made a bad decision. Especially IN THIS ECONOMY. If that cover read “Prince Hot Ginge Is Gay“, I would’ve sold my dog’s kidney to buy every copy and a male RealDoll. Then I would’ve paper mached my RealDoll with some of the copies and use the rest to build a house for us to live in. So as Vivian said to Snobby Saleswoman #2 in Pretty Woman, “Big mistake, Globe. HUGE!”
P.S. – Yes, it’s a slow day for me. Just pat my head and move along.
via Cover Awards