Katie Price Is Just A Typical Woman Driver

Since the sounds that come out of Katie Price’s mouth are the same sounds that come out of her pink asshole (she paints it with nail polish), nobody should be surprised about the shit she said in court yesterday. Harvey Price’s main animal cracker supplier was in court for driving that monster Barbie bus while texting. But bitch should’ve really been in court for owning a giant pink bus period! Only the makers of Pepto-Bismol, Australian drag queens, Barbie, certain members of the Care Bears and Mary Kay’s top salestrick should be allowed to own a damn pink bus! Not that bitch.

According to Now Magazine, Katie told the court that she had only driven the bus twice before. Katie’s story is that she wasn’t texting, she was spraying her stank with perfume. Katie then said, “I’m a typical woman driver. I’m not used to a lorry that big. I don’t remember veering but it is quite difficult to drive. It’s like a boat.”

The court reward Katie’s stupidity with a £1,000 fine and 3 penalty points on her drivers license.

Mark this day in history as the day that Katie Price admits that she can’t handle something big. This has never happened before. Also mark this day in history (it’s a twofer) as the day a new icon of feminism was born!

Here’s the Megan Fox of this generation going to the grocery store with her husband Roxy Baby today.