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September 29, 2010 / Posted by:

Lord Jesus Christ III, a black transsexual artist who has been banned from a library in Belchertown, MA. Yes, Lord Jesus Christ BANNED! Where are the lightning bolts? Why hasn’t that library been sucked into a dark cloud above? Why haven’t the angels shattered all the windows with their cries of injustice? Eh, maybe God is catching up on Mad Men. He’ll get to it when he gets to it.

The Clapp Memorial Library (that’s short for “The Gonorrhea Memorial Library“) has pulled out the welcome mat for Lord Jesus Christ III, because they have had it with his frolicking and foolery. They have risked their own place in line up in heaven by issuing a no-trespass order for Miss JC3. The library director tells MassLive.com they were forced to put Miss JC3 out after he continued to bother patrons and employees by always asking for pens and cutting in line. They gave him plenty of warnings, but he hasn’t turned his behavior around.

BUT, Miss Jesus Christ, who is the result of Miss Cleo’s immaculate conception on Rick James’ birthday, is giving a very different sermon. He thinks the library is discriminating against him, because as he puts it, “I’m black, I’m transsexual and my name is Lord Jesus Christ.

JC3 says that he doesn’t bother anybody and simply sits at the computers for 3 hours at a time with his eyes on the screen. According to him, the library can’t deal with his zest and has asked him to cover up his goodness several times. He doesn’t understand where this is coming from since other tricks show up to the library wearing less clothes than he does. JC3 plans to take them all to court. The library still denies that they banned him due to the way he looks.

Let’s go over this, he is black, he’s transsexual and his full name is Lord Jesus Christ. And he has a face like Meshach Taylor, a wardrobe like early years Jody Watley and dreads like George Clinton. Miss JC3 shouldn’t be on the banned list, he should have a permanent throne inside of the computer lab!

The library has committed a million sins. The library in hell doesn’t use the Dewey Decimal System, so those hating hos better think about that before they mess with Miss JC3! I would say “May Jesus Christ be with them“, but it’s obvious that he isn’t!

(For Amber)

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