Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 29, 2010 / Posted by:

Myleene Klass (above, duh), a British singer, model and host of CNN’s The Screening Room, tells the Daily Mail about the time a star asked her to be his full-time whore: “About six months ago, a newly-married Hollywood star asked me to sign some kind of sex contract with him. I just thought, ‘Mate, which planet are you from?’ I met him a few times and when I went to interview him it was like something out of a film.

We were having lunch and as the starter arrived he launched into it [his chat-up spiel]. I was like, ‘Bugger, I’ve got main and ­dessert to go – I’m stuck here!’ Then his PA came over with a confidentiality contract. I just thought, ‘Oh my God, your poor wife’. I don’t want to be a marriage-wrecker.”

Anybody with the last name Klass has the utmost integrity and would never tell a lie to promote her own cause. NEVAH!

With that said, my guess is that either Vince Vaughn or Marky Mark asked Myleene to join his harem of hookers. Although, Vince Vaughn would probably rather spend his time (and money) on delicious ice creams instead of mistress cooch.

This male, foreign born, national television entertainment reporter has been stalking a heterosexual worker at a Starbucks. The reporter comes in almost everyday and has been leaving notes on the worker’s car. One such recent note said, “I’ll give you $50 if you let me suck your cock.” The reporter has been busted by other workers in some of his attempts to leave notes. This should all end gloriously I’m sure. (CDAN)

Gaycrest dressed in disguise as Steven “Cojo” Cojocaru? And $50 for a blow?! Cheap fuck! $50 can barely buy you two Venti Americanos and a croissant at Starbucks.

This pop star recently had some facial work done. It wasn’t a huge secret, but it was assumed that she had done it on her own initiative. Turns out that the production company that hired her is actually behind the new look. They weren’t happy with the way she looked in test shots, and strongly suggested to her that she modify her look before they invested in her. She agreed, and the production company set up the appointment and paid the bill. After all, no matter how talented you are, a pop star has to look camera ready, right? And god forbid she should actually look her real age. (Blind Gossip)

Charice? Exhibit: A.

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