Afternoon Crumbs
Joe Jonas and me are thinking the exact same thing about Ashley Greene: “Damn, I wonder what kind of leave-in conditioner she uses?” – Popsugar
Oh, it has nothing to do with the heatwave, Kellan Lutz is just always topless – Lainey Gossip
Confirmed: Snooki is one of Khloe Kardashian’s turds that mutated into a living thing – The Superficial
Even more of unPhotoshopped Madge – The Berry
The Long Island Holita is a porn star now (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Pepaw’s like: “Da hell is that on her head?” – Hollywood Tuna
Jenny McCarthy’s snatch was too furry for Playboy – Celebitchy
But where’s the green, blue and yellow Hungry Hippo? – Towleroad
Mischa Barton and leather shorts should never be allowed near each other – Popoholic
Beyonce gets down with the real – Just Jared
Pixie Lott is early for St. Patrick’s Day – Egotastic!
Take the rest of the day off to stare at Don Draper’s peen print – OMG Blog
Snooki can write words? – I’m Not Obsessed
Taylor Swift or an extra from Swing Kids? – Hollywood Rag
A stake to Ken Paves’ vulnerable heart – ICYDK
Lady Gaga is everyone – Cityrag
Russell Brand reads with his penis – SOW
Back to Budget Booze for Kerry Katona – Holy Moly!