The Secret To Courtney Love’s New Face

September 28, 2010 / Posted by:

Courtney Love tells UsWeekly that the reason she’s been looking non-crackish lately doesn’t involve voodoo rituals, baby sacrifices, pacts with the devil, face transplants with Real Dolls or fillers not approved by the FDA. Courtney says that it has everything to do with living a clean and healthy life! And by “clean” she doesn’t mean that she lines her nostrils with Purell before she snorts the bad shit. Courtney is off everything.

Courtney laughed at the rumors that she got a “stem-cell face-lift” (when they inject fat from other body parts into your face). Courtney claims that she’s no longer eating prescription meds and regularly does anti-gravity yoga. Courtney went on to explain, “I used Tony Robbins’ concerto of modeling from people who are good influences on me. I try to keep the negative people out of my life. I’m in a love thing. Loving myself, foremost – trying anyway – and chanting as always.

Tori Spelling’s eyelid has more fat on it than Court has on her whole body, so I don’t think it’s possible for her to get that stem-cell face list shit. Who knows what Court did to her face. But if she wants people to believe that her brain is not operated by that narcotic, she probably shouldn’t admit that she’s taking advice from Tony Robbins.

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