Open Post: Hosted By Someone Who Should Never Get A Tattoo Again

September 28, 2010 / Posted by:

If the slightest touch of a tattoo needle on your skin is going to make you holler like a butt virgin getting poked in the culo without lube by Vinny “Watermelon Dick” Guadagnino, then maybe you should look into those House of Derriere skid marks instead.

Obviously, your skin is as delicate as Mah Boo’s giggle so a needle and you are not meant to be friends. I mean, this melodramatic trick is screaming like Kirstie Alley trying to swallow a vegetable.

Why isn’t bitch’s friend slapping her in the teefs?! A true friend will slap you in the mouth when you really deserve it. But then again, I’m happy that the friend didn’t shut her up, because then she would’ve never been able to spit out the word “persnippety.”

via Buzzfeed

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