Naomi Campbell Strikes Again!

September 28, 2010 / Posted by:

If you’re a member of Naomi Campbell’s staff, it’s only a matter of time before pictures like this fall into your file. Well, not totally like this. Naomi doesn’t make her assistants get naked before she pounces on them. That would be disgusting and wrong! Naomi has decorum! She keeps her pinky up when she attacks.

Long after one of her old assistants has run off to the underground town where all of her past victims go to hide, Naomi the Terrible will whip out their file and reminiscence about their times together before stuffing that shit into the paper shredder and making her maid throw it into the incinerator down in her dungeon. Naomi will say to one in particular while going through the file, “Oh, I remember when Concepcion helped me make a switch out of old zippers and barbed wire to terrorize the gardener. Those were the days…

Anyways, here’s Naomi in all of her cuntlicious glory posing as some sort of angel of death breathing in the blood of a fallen Russian mobster for Interview Magazine. This is how Eastern Promises was supposed to end.

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