Japanese Toddlers Hate Tommy Girl

September 28, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Those two little girls had to piss in a Playskool Go Girl, sleep on the sidewalk and try to freshen up their glorious Ann Jillian ‘dos with a hand fan and their mom’s folding brush. They did all of this just so they could meet their style icon SURI CRUISE at the Tokyo premiere of Knight & Gay, but look showed up instead? Some bitch who looks like he got lost while trying to find the Middle-earth glory hole. They want their money back!

Normally, I’m allergic to little kids kicking, screaming and crying, but I completely understand where these two are coming from. The kid on the right has every reason to throw a “LET ME AT THAT HO” tantrum, and her father should really let her go. The only thing better than watching a kid scream at Tommy Girl is watching two kids whoop his ass for not bringing Suri. I’ll hold their pocketbooks while they do that.

Tags: BABIES!!!, Cameron Diaz, Duggars, I Don't Like Jokes, Nicole Kidman, TomKat

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