Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 28, 2010 / Posted by:

Which sexy socialite happily loaded up on Vita min Water, Tulle, Linea Pelle Vintage Revolution jeans and other freebies at Robert Verdi’s “Fashion Weekend Retreat” gifting suite? After getting a free manicure and filling up on snacks, the dark-haired beauty declared, “Give me an eight-ball and a midget and I’m in heaven!” (Page Six)

The words “sexy” and “beauty” are keeping me from guessing the waxed Sasquatch known as Khloe Kardashian, but this might be proof. The 8-ball is used to numb the midget before she eats him.

This actress, who is the star of a very successful television show, has become completely obsessive about her weight. Not only does this talented star work very hard throughout the day (which is a workout in itself), she also exercises whenever she is not on set. In fact, she has been exercising so much and eating so little (less than 1000 calories per day), that she recently collapsed on the set. We believe that this single fact rather nullifies her claim that her new healthy lifestyle gives her lots of energy. (Blind Gossip)

That Lea Michele girl from Glee?

So, when you are someone who was the star of a reality show/performer with interesting teeth you expect that when you and your crew roll into a New York City strip club that everything will be taken care of. Well, apparently you would be wrong. Our reality show star did go to a strip club with some of his friends and ordered a round of drinks. They then decided to move to the VIP section. The bartender asked the manager if she should comp the drinks. The manager said the group needed to pay for their drinks just like everyone else. So, the bartender gave the group the bill. $66. Our reality star had $40 on him and no plastic. The rest of the group had no plastic but did manage to come up with the other $26. Of course no tip. They then left the club but were very pleasant. No, do you know you who I am kind of stuff. My question is even if you thought you were going to get free drinks, were you not going to tip the women for dancing for you? Should they consider it an honor to dance for you for free instead of making a buck with the paying customers? (CDAN)

Flaaaaavor Flav?! And hos really need to get off Foofy Foofy’s ass, because he has like eleventy children to support. Dudes with eleventy children deserve free lap dances (no, they don’t).

This C list actress that is in a movie that just left the theaters is having trouble adjusting to her new-found fame. She’s always been a little socially awkward in the men department, and although people are linking her with her co-star, she’s secretly dating a woman she met online. The two have yet to meet up, and we hear the actress prefers it this way. So far their relationship is strictly online. (BuzzFoto)

Kristen Stewart is above C-List, but so is Ellen Page. Those are the only two names that hit my brain after reading this. I’ll guess Ellen Page as the trick who is engaging in lezzie Skype sex since Inception might be at the three dolla theaters (Oh, how I miss the 3 dolla theater) by now.

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