Afternoon Crumbs
Bitch got Elmowned – Towleroad
Johnny Depp better watch it with those corn rows before Brit Brit tries to have another Cheetoling with him or someone asks him to give them a little of Popozao – Lainey Gossip
One of Amy Wino’s coke boogers would make a better conservator for Lindsay Lohan than White Oprah – The Superficial
Raquel Zimmerman is naked. Really naked. Like full naked. (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
I don’t see the problem here – The Berry
Granny Cyrus is not going to like that Miley turned her favorite side tablecloth into a shirt – Hollywood Tuna
Khloe & Lamar made it to their one year anniversary, celebrate by trying to make bitches sterile with this picture – Celebitchy
Taylor Swift is ready to start her shift as a line director at the Pirates of the Caribbean ride – Popoholic
Dawson’s a daddy – Just Jared
Ann Coulter and Michael Lucas whip out their dicks – OMG Blog
Kim Kardassian gets poked, prodded and probed (no piss involved…I think) – Egotastic!
Ryan Gosling wants you to have a seat – Popsugar
The worst Bachelor ever (and that’s saying a lot) is back – ICYDK
Shannon from Lost is going to be in the last Twilight movie – I’m Not Obsessed
That sleepy bunny will win every time – Cityrag
Willy Wonka, come and get your child and put her in the tank – Moe Jackson
Put those boots down, Brit Brit, before I sit on the last bag of Cheeto Puffs – Hollywood Rag
The prison system in England will never get Dreamboat Doherty again! Nice try, though – Holy Moly!