“That’s Hot” Belongs To Wonky

September 27, 2010 / Posted by:

The next time one of Parasite Hilton’s victims puts his tongue one of her crotch craters and screams “That’s HOT!“, she can slip a lawsuit in between his ass cheeks because she owns that phrase.

In 2007, Wonky and her team of lawyers sued Hallmark for using her trademark phrase and likeness on the stupid card above. Hallmark argued that the card is parody so it’s protected by fair-use laws. The case went all the way Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals who ruled in favor of Wonks. They then sent the case back to a lower court and a trial was supposed to start in December. But that’s not going to happen, because E! News reports that Hallmark has settled with Wonks for an undisclosed amount of cash.

More money for coke gum! Or for fluffy purse dogs who will eventually be banished to the basement closet to feed on wall mold and paint chips. 🙁

Wonks and “fair use” go together like vodka and my froat, but Hallmark is still in the wrong for using that nasty whore’s face to make money without permission. It really hurts to admit that. I already have hate for Hallmark for mating with Satan to birth the minions of pure evil known as hoops&yoyo. But now I really hate HATE hate Hallmark for making me side with Wonky. No amount of talking cat birthday cards can cure that pain.

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