I sit corrected! There is a person on this planet who doesn’t spit up phlegm balls and roll their eyes into the next room whenever Katherine Hagel comes by. Case in point: this Hagel superfan who tried to suck the object of her obsession into her bowels in NYC the other night. This is actually a living thing who most likely cried tears of sadness on her custom made “High 4 Heigl” bedspread when Izzy left Grey’s Anatomy instead of crying tears of sheerfuckinghappiness (with the rest of us).
Wait. Or maybe that lady is a former chain smoker who just quit the cigs and sniffed out the pure nicotine flowing from the tips of Hagel’s hair to the tips of her toe nails. That’s why the crazy is trying to eat Hagel’s hair. Bitch is trying to get her favorite fix! Yeah, that’s a more reasonable explanation for this picture. I sit NOT corrected!
Here’s Hagel having dinner with Josh Duhamel before getting attacked by a raging nicotine monster.