Hot Slut Of The Day!

Oi! Kitty, the pink pussy who has been spread all over the UK’s most prestigious papers (aka The Sun and The Daily Mail) for the past couple of days. Jodie Marsh, eat your pussy out (although, I don’t know if hers is pink anymore)!

A few nights ago, a pinky pussy was found wandering around in somebody’s garden in the town of Swindon in Wiltshire, England. Usually when that happens, the authorities just call up Harvey Price and tell him to come and get his mother. But this time it was an actual pink pussy. Oi! Kitty (Yes, that’s really her government name….I can’t either) was turned over to the RSPCA who immediately started to search for her owner. The RSPCA wanted to personally slap the trick who dyed her pussy pink.

Well, the pink pussy dyer has been found! 22-year-old mother of two Natasha Gregory came forward over the weekend to claim Oi! Kitty. Natasha said that she used food coloring to dye Oi! Kitty and doesn’t think it’s cruel. Natasha also said that pink is her favorite color, “After I turned her pink, I was like, ‘Oh, she matches my hair!” So basically, Natasha wanted the pussy to match the drapes.

And hopefully when someone Googles “pink pussy“, a picture of Oi! Kitty comes up. Bitch deserves that for all the foolery she’s been through.