Afternoon Crumbs
Don’t mind George Clooney, he’s just snorting up her dandruff – Lainey Gossip
Motorboat Me Elmo – The Superficial
Raggedy Ann’s long-lost ads for control top Leggs – Hollywood Tuna
This is what it’s come to: the “cleaning the pool” photo op (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Kirstie Alley lost 50lbs of fat Thetans from her body thanks to a diet called Photoshop – Celebitchy
This teacher knows how to do it – The Chive
Snooki’s family does everything together, including getting a massage – OMG Blog
The broken condom baby of Heidi and a Keebler elf – Popoholic
A giant cunt in a sea of gays – Towleroad
It took me a few blinks to realize this is not Detective La Toya – Just Jared
Kim Kardassian already can’t feel her face, now she can’t feel her nipples thanks to that tighter than tight dress – Egotastic!
Zahara’s “You’re not getting my good angle” side-eye – Popsugar
Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey stopped having fun – I’m Not Obsessed
But where’s the Backinup Backinup Lady costume? – Buzzfeed
Roxy Baby should’ve tucked before the fight – Holy Moly!
Beyonce fucked my wallet and all I got was these House of Derriere tattoos – ICYDK
Rachel Bilson pulls the “Ooops, I dropped my purse” move – Hollywood Rag
Why is JLo posing with two plastic cats? – Cityrag
The owner of Segway dies after falling over a cliff…while riding a Segway – TDW