“LILO ON HEROIN” is what The News of the World is shouting above a picture of Lindsay Lohan with a needle to her arm and what they say is a tourniquet around her wrist. Either LiLo is the dumbest smackhead of all-time and forever, or that “tourniquet” is actually just a watch. Click here to see all the pictures if that’s what you need today.
No, these pictures were not taken in the 1890s with a box camera or at Knott’s Berry Farm’s old timey photo studio. They were taken at a party back in 2007. Bitch needs a new camera.
This is what News of the World has to say for themselves:
CROUCHING in a dark corner, Lindsay Lohan is poised to inject herself with what appears to be a syringe of heroin.
Our shocking picture shows the troubled Mean Girls star wrapping a tourniquet around her lower arm – the method addicts use to raise a vein.
Her right hand hovers the needle over the skin of her left arm.
The drama! Now I’m not saying that I don’t think Blohan has ever leaped across brown clouds to catch a dragon, but these pictures don’t prove that. This just looks like another one of her “I’M SO EDGY, I’M LIKE A DANNY BOYLE MOVIE” home grown photo shoots. You know, the kind of photo shoot Taylor Momsen would do during first grade picture day.
The most terrifying and horrific picture in this series is the one of Blohan touching lips with Parasite Hilton. Wait. Maybe Blohan wasn’t playing around with a heroin needle. Maybe bitch is giving herself antibiotics after sucking on a free clinic petri dish. Blohan’s one moment of clarity!