QOTD: Michael Lohan Brings God Into It
September 26, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Jesus be a bail bondsman, because Michael Lohan tells Popeater that GOD wanted Lindsay Lohan out of jail. God’s like: “Wasn’t me.”
Here’s a piece of the foolery Michael spat out to Popeater:
“As you know, thank God, Lindsay was released from jail tonight. However, what what most don’t know is that her release wasn’t due to the efforts of any one person. She was released because that’s what God wanted.
I truly believe that God wanted to show Lindsay that Shawn Holley, Lou Taylor and Dina (the ‘machine,’ as Dina put it), failed her.”
My feelings for this mess of a quote are best expressed through a God Warrior GIF:
Cleanse this house!
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