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Matt Muenster, host of DIY’s BATHtastic! and Bath Crashers

Thanks to Matt Muenster, I now day dream about taking a sledgehammer to the tiles in my bathroom and ripping out the crusty ass vanity without my landlord slipping an eviction notice under my door (and the ho would). Matt is the host and designer on my two new addictions: BATHtastic! and Bath Crashers. Matt has seen the inside of more toilets than The Hoff’s drunk ass and that’s saying a lot.

In Bath Crashers, Matt and his crew troll Home Depot for people looking to renovate their bathrooms. Then Matt throws them a wink and a pucker before telling them that if they take him home, he’ll give it to their bathroom real good. And he does! (Jeremy Piven just found his new pick-up move).

And in BATHtastic, Matt and the homeowners work together to redo their bathroom in just a couple of days on a budget. I knew that Matt knew what was really important in life when he put in a DAMN BAR in somebody’s bathroom cabinet. Matt is eating all of our thoughts, because you know you’ve been on the toilet before and thought to yourself, “I could really use a drink.” And having a bar in the bathroom promotes good dental care! I mean, vodka is practically like Scope.

Hopefully, one day I’ll own a bathroom so that I can sit in the faucet aisle at Home Depot waiting for Matt to pick me up. Actually, maybe I’ll sit in the faucet aisle anyways and take Matt to the busted down bathroom at Barnes & Noble in Union Square I always use. That shit could use a bar in it….and heated floors….and an aromatherapy toilet.