Ken Paves Has Found A New Hag

September 25, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

If the rumors are true, then Ken Paves, the light in my high, is no longer massaging the girdle marks out of Jessica Simpson’s skin with his natural sweet oils. The story goes that Ken is sick of Jessica throwing an invisible cape over his ass every time she gets a piece in her life.

We all know that bitch. The bitch who drops you as soon as she gets some full-time dick, but then pulls some “Oh, how I’ve missed you” shit as soon she’s single again. Well, Ken had enough so he swatted the fly from his fruit bowl and is now spending more time with Posh. Here he is throwing a “Yup, you had this” look of scorn at the camera while sitting with Posh at an L.A. Galaxy game in Carson, CA last night.

Becks is busy rolling around with premium pussy peddlers, so Posh always has time for Ken. But then again, Posh can’t hang with hos skinnier than she is, so Ken is going to have to go on that Jessica Simpson diet (the irony….) if he wants a place at her trough.

And just because, here’s also some pictures of Becks giving the jersey off his back to two beauties in the stands.

Tags: Ken Paves, Posh & Becks

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