Michelle Obama to herself: “I will never be as ravishing or as glamorous as her.” Chantal Biya (whose magnetic follicles reaches in and grabs the thoughts of those around her) to Michelle: “I know.”
The First Lady of Cameroooooooooon floated on the sun’s rays to Tarrytown, NY today to lunch with Michelle Obama and the other first ladies of the world. They were supposed to feast on fresh vegetables from the White House garden and eggs from the Stone Barns Center, but the only feasting that went on was the other ladies eating up Chantal’s protein-rich beauty. They pushed their plates aside and took in the heat wafting off of her flaming hair halo. And then they marveled at the fact that her eyebrows are as delicate as a gazelle’s clitoris. With Chantal, you get a meal and a show.
And you know the sheeps at the farm shaved themselves out of shame. They know that they can never be as fluffy as the cloud of lusciousness on Chantal’s head.