Open Post: Hosted By England’s Finest Rose

September 24, 2010 / Posted by:

I know you don’t recognize the most regal lady in all of England without a citation from the health department taped on her torso or one of her stick-on nipples catching air, but this really is Jodie Marsh outside of a TV studio in London this morning.

Jodie wanted everyone to see the road angel of death tattoo that is perched above her chocha to warn visitors to turn back before it’s too late, but I’m more interested in what’s going on with the exquisite canvas above her neck.

Jodie’s nose is starting to resemble a pencil dick with a wart-ridden mushroom head, and if she tried to blink her face would slowly peel off. The wind-up plastic frog that I used to play with during bath times (Okay, I still do) looked more natural than Jodie’s face. What I’m getting at is that Jodie looks more gorgeous than a freshly waxed nutsack.

England should put a safety glass panel in front of Jodie, because she truly is their greatest treasure!

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