Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 24, 2010 / Posted by:

These two reality TV contestants from a show that just started up again this week, were seen smooching in a car when they didn’t think anyone was watching. Our source tried to call the paps to get a photo but when the photog got there, they were gone. The thing that makes this scandalous is that one is married and the other is in a relationship. Not for long we think….. (BuzzFoto)

My forever arch rival CHERYL “MOP HEAD” BURKE is always all over her partners like they’re a turkey leg from Medieval Times, but she’s not married and neither is her partner Rick Fox. So she’s out. As far as I know, the only couples with one married and one dating are: Jennifer Grey & Derek Hough and Ceiling Eyes & Tony Dovolani?

Personally, I don’t see either of those two couples touching tongues in a car. Are we sure MOP HEAD isn’t secretly married to a Swiffer or some shit?

This aging, but still gorgeous C- list movie actress made a name for herself with one scene many years ago. The key is many years ago. Since then she has not done much acting until recently. It turns out that the head of a studio had a crush on our actress from that scene and offered her a role in a huge franchise if she would sleep with him. Thus a career was reborn. (CDAN)

Probably Sharon Stone? But I think there’s a typo up there. Sharon is forever A-list. EVERYBODY in Diabolique will always be considered A-list.

This male, openly gay B- pop singer has been doing everything he can to get a date with this former A list male singer who still has A+ name recognition. Even though the former A lister has been married to a woman, there have been rumors he is bi and the full on effort by our B- singer has been working. (CDAN)

This is most likely Glamberace, Lance Bass, Gavin Rossdale and/or Usher? But it’s Friday so I’m going to give myself a treat and say that Boy George is trying to crawl up into Lou Reed’s pants.

The public relations team behind a cheating male celebrity believes that the best defense is a good offense. The team is reaching out to every media contact to suggest they use words like “promiscuous”, “liar”, “alcohol”, “drugs”, “tattoo” and “golddigger” in every article to describe the girl involved in the affair. They are also encouraging media to use the words “committed”, “united”, “devoted”, “happy”, and “generous” (?) to describe the couple. Their objective is to distract attention from their boy’s bad behavior and shaky relationship by destroying any remaining shreds of the girl’s reputation. Nice. (Blind Gossip)

Ashton Kutcher or Becks? Obviously.

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