The second best part of TMZ’s live feed of Lindsay Lohan’s 45,678,978th day in court is when some asshole in the audience screamed at her while she was sashaying in, “Lindsay, you look beautiful! You don’t look high at all!” But the best part was when White Oprah came running out, dropped to her knees and shook her snortin’ finger at the gods for the injustice that just went down in that court room! Okay, that didn’t happen, but I have hope that it will. The day is early.
Judge Elden Fox is the new Judge Not The One, because he ordered LiLo back to jail without bail for testing positive for coke and Adderall in two drug tests. Judge Fox didn’t need to hear shit before he made his decision. LiLo came in, Judge Fox made his ruling and watched as the smugness totally drained from her face. She was immediately handcuffed and taken into custody.
So in the game of “Out of Jail, In Jail”, The Little Cokehead That Can’t is back in jail. Yeah, we’re going to be doing this for a while. And bitch might not be released until October 22nd.
This is the new TGIF!